It all started on December 12th 1982...
...with a scream and a plop "the b3a5t" was ejected from the warm safe womb he had been residing in, after another scream (this time by the nurse upon glancing at the new-born) and a sharp slap, the life of "the b3a5t" began, and this is his story...
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Childhood...
...I was born and raised in Reading (You know, that place with the Festival) Now just to explain to anyone who has never been to Reading it's not erm.....the nicest place in the world, i beleive, after London it is actully the 2nd worst town/city in the south-east of England for crime.
I attended Moorlands Primary School where i climbed the academic ladder to the top of my class, unfortunatly this didnt make me very popular with the rest of the kids, and up untill year 5 i only had 2 friends (Natasha and Carla) this i ascribe to the fact that i wasn't a very social person, couldn't play football very well and, to be honest, i was an ugly little shit.
December 27th 1990 one of my 2 friends tragicly drowned along with her sister and brother, shortly after my other friend decided she no-longer wanted to be my friend, thus leaving me on my own for about a year.
It was around then that something wonderfull happened, WE MOVED to Farnborough (You know, that place with the Airshow)
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The Teenage Years...
Coming Soon
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